Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do actors go to pray?
How do hurricanes see?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
I'm not a bad putter.
