How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?