Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the scariest letter?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where does breakfast live?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What school subject really rocks?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do automobiles fly?