What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?