Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?