Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Can February March?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?