Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the dog overweight?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?