How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
A book just fell on my head.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is the color of the wind?