We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Families are like fudge.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
When do cows get tired?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do vampires always look sick?