I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a frog's favorite year?