How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you make a cow float?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?