Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Families are like fudge.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?