What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
When do cows get tired?
Where do horses reside?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?