What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
How do you send a message in the forest?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How long will dinner be?
Why are turtles so shy?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?