What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How much money does a skunk have?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?