How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?