Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?