Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
I like telling Dad jokes.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal floats best?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?