Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do you organize a space party?