What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
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Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of books do boats write?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?