What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did electricity win the race?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
I like telling Dad jokes.