What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where does mist apply for a loan?