Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
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What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?