Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?