Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the math book sad?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?