What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a short cow?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What animal floats best?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How do amoebas make calls?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do crabs never give to charity?