How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What food is a man's best friend?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who won the race between two balls of string?