Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which state has the best streets?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?