Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?