What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why is winter considered holy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?