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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?