What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do ants go to eat?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which is the worst season?