What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is the smallest lion?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?