Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How does a barber get to work?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is summer always sad?
What is the coolest country?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?