What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?