What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are ET's eyes so big?