What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which fly makes films?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you give an angry rhino?