What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?