What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Which president loved to take baths?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?