What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?