What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do cows go to New York?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's the most determined bird?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?