Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of computers do horses use?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do fish use for glasses?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of bird can write?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?