What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the difference between people and chickens?