Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?