What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?