What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the foal cough?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What bird is always sad?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you arrest a pig?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?