Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why is summer always sad?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which band is always treated like royalty?