Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What nationality are most fish?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?