What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?