What did the bicycle call its dad?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What are you studying in math?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.