Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.