Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is the most faithful insect?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?