Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?