What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Families are like fudge.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?