Why was the math book sad in winter?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why are baseball games at night?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?