What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
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What type of pasta helps you relax?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?