Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What fish sings the best?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
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Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?