What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why is sand so optimistic?