What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where does water do all its banking?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?