What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?