Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which singer could always break a five?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?