What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?