How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a hike across the universe?