Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do milkshakes come from?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?