How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the coolest country?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?