Why did the turkey join the band?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?