Why are fish such good architects?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which cats have the best manners?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?