What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a forklift?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What nationality are most fish?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What sport requires no movement at all?