What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?