Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are goats so funny?