Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What type of bat doesn't fly?