Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do fairies always drink?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which music festival was full of lumber?