What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?