What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?