Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What game do cows play at parties?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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